Hotclaws control over mystical, invisible dwarves is masterly in the extreme. This ensures that only the very very best people get to read the treasures within her blog. As I just apsire to pleb status, I get the merest glimpse of the inside if I am crouched on top of the wardrobe.

Sat 26 Aug 2006

One of the most eclectic, wonderful women on the planet. She is a prime example of what is so wonderful about this world. I never actually liked Brits that much before ... but she's taught me why it is that England and the US are such close friends. I'm sure it will be that way for a long time.

Tue 11 Jul 2006

WARNING: HotClaws is protected by StillNoCouch. One of my oldest and dearest friends as well as a tireless supporter and champion of the weak and downtrodden. She has as a name. Remember it: "Saint HotClaws". Phuck with her and you Phuck with me ... nobody wants that. She's that wonderful.

Thu 24 Aug 2006