Waving
Alright tart! Giz a bell some time! Loves ya little bro xxx

Fri 07 Mar 11:24AM GMT

Smile
Thanks bro got ya package for Lew this morn will giv him it after school! He been midderin me 4 it an all lol Speak 2 ya later loves ya bro mwaaaah xxxx

Fri 25 Jan 12:39PM GMT

Wink
How a marriage works
all men should read this.

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.


The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."


He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,


"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, d irty words and all that..."


"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?"


........and, they lived happily ever after.


Now, isn't that a sweet story?

Sun 20 Jan 09:25PM GMT

Tickle
Afternoon bro! How's you?? Giz a bell wen ya get this!

Sun 20 Jan 01:47PM GMT

Waving
Innit bout time u done a blog??

Sat 19 Jan 04:41PM GMT

Tickle
frackin comments av buggered off!

Sat 19 Jan 04:35PM GMT

Tickle
A v ya got a hangover?? IM me on this one Day cos might now be on the other am under r Melissa's name! Infact sod it i'll add ya!

Sat 19 Jan 04:32PM GMT

Smile
Oi where r ya? U accepct me testy and don't come and speak to me!

Sat 19 Jan 04:31PM GMT

Cheers!
thanks chaps got smashed had a great b-day

Sat 19 Jan 03:03PM GMT